How to leave Planet Earth?
An excerpt from the outrageously hilarious book H2G2.
How to Leave the Planet
- Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain it's very important that you get away as soon as possible.
- If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House (202) 456-1414, to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA
- If you dont have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, one no. to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.
- If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
- If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.
Douglas Adams, LA 1983
posted by Floyd at 11:22 am
10 Comments:
i quess its working now ... just chk it out ..
there's a bitsian blog in my profile...
SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE BITSIAN... there r some comepetitions too...
if u wanted to chek out...
sure. i'll
i think if we die we can happily leave the earth Wat say??????
Crap, I'd say...
Everybody wants to go to heaven?
But, who wants to die?
jeena yaha marna yaha...y think of leaving dude?
Mother Earth has bcome way too tough to live in, dude!
Let's fly like Icarus, in case we cudn't stop a flying saucer.
But Icarus never reached his destination :)
Our mythology has better high fliers...I'd go with Lord Hanuman.
Muhuhaha!!
10 on 10, for the humor part buddy!
Both the Hindu & Greek myths are very interesting dude. Let's explore sm time.
Abt flying, take me along with u.
Early tix cost less.
Hurry up.
But no cancellations this time...Can't offend the Gods :)
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